Sunday, August 8, 2010
Losing my Virginity
Tweeting is easy. Holding someone’s attention for 140 characters is simple. Even Ritalin kids can focus on a Tweet.
Blogging… hmmm. Not so easy. It evokes the same anxiety in me as my birthday parties. What if no one comes? What if it’s not fun? What if everyone leaves early?
I will deal with blogging in the same way I deal with my birthday parties… I will drink. A lot.
I’m going to try and avoid doing what most virgin bloggers do and use their inaugural post to wax lyrical about what thought-provoking content is to come. I’m going to be honest… I’m pretty sure I’m not going to change anyone’s life. This blog is probably going to be used to talk smack about people. I’m going to name and shame Cocktonsils and you can come and do the same.
So, basically, you can choose to visit this site or not. I hope you do, I hope it’s fun and I hope you don’t leave early.
Must. Drink. Immediately.