Sunday, August 8, 2010
Who Moved My Please?
Just a note to say thanks for raising me so well. Thanks for teaching me the value of a ‘Please’ and a ‘Thank You’. It’s gotten me far in the world.
I am currently fashioning a voodoo doll of the Cocktonsil that consistently makes demands of me and forgets their manners.
Please will you bring me food parcels in jail if the voodoo doll doesn’t work out for me and I decide to punch them in the face instead?
Jokes aside, does seniority or age exempt a person from manners and pleasantries?
I bloody think not.
So, to the Cocktonsil: Mind your P’s and Q’s or I will have to ask you to please fuck off.